Monday, November 4, 2013

The most terrified I have been in my life!

Something is under my bed...(Thud!) It is really scared the crap out of me!  I didn't want to look under my bed because it might poke my eyes out. (Thud!) Not again! Wait! I got a mirror on my night stand. So I snatched my mirror  as fast as I could because I was so afraid that thing might get me.  Then I moved my left arm to lower it to see under my bed so I could see what the heck it was! Then I looked real good...Lisa!!!!!!! What are you doing down there!?!?!?!
(Lisa is my wife.)

By the way, this is not a true story.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

HOW I GOT BOO BOO

HOW I GOT BOO BOO




Hello, my name is Bucky, I am Deaf, also remember We all talk in American Sign Language. So, I will translate this story into English so that people can understand what we are talking about.


I was at Army's place for a party. Actually, I am not a army man.
So, one Hard of hearing guy had come to me about the puppy that he had found.
He had asked me about the puppy..." Do you want this puppy? No, one wanted this poor puppy. "
"I want it!", I replied.
The hard of hearing guy gave the puppy to me. So, I took the puppy to my car and drove off.
in about a half hour I got home with my puppy. So Cinstinna saw my puppy while I was carrying her to my home. " Did you just get yourself a puppy?" asked Cinstinna.
"Yeah, the guy gave it to me when he found her inside a black plastic bag."
"Really? How could someone have such a cold heart?" asked Cinstinna.
"I guess someone doesn't know God." I said.
" What! Are these fleas all over her?" asked Cinstinna.
"Yep, that is why I am here to give her a bath." I said.
She snatched her out of my hand and took her home to bath my puppy.
So, I let her do it, you know how girls are.
Half hour later she returned her to my home. " Boy! She sure had a lot of fleas on her." She said.
So, she gave it to me and said, " What is her name?"
I was thinking of a name to give her...
" Boo Boo. " I replied.
" Why Boo Boo? " asked Cinstinna.
" Well, she was alone in the black bag too long, hungry, and whimpering, that is why I named her, 'Boo Boo.'

The end.